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The Week in Review
I think I might be my own doppleganger. #
*sniff* I'll miss the oughts. They were good to me. Oh well, bring on the teens! #
$200 champagne vs. the eight buck brand. Verdict: Pour both down the sink after the obligatory sip, have a martini and ring in the new year! #
Manfire 2010 is starting to [...]
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You guys are cool. #
Merry Day #
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Just call me "Cookie": Crostini w/ tapenade implemented and enjoyed (or so it was reported). PS: Don't call me Cookie. #
was once the Omega, but somehow became the Alpha. Is currently aspiring to the post of the Foxtrot. #
would just like to say blecchhachhl. #
Will be officiating a friend's wedding soon. Wonder if they'll mind [...]
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I need 2 have my vigor renewed. Can science do that? I'm not even sure vigor is a renewable resource at this point. #
It took 6 mos 4 me 2 get tired of hot weather. It's taken about a month and a half for me 2 get tired of cold. Bring on the vernal equinox. [...]
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You would all love me today if you could smell me. (Note to self: Never use wife’s shampoo again) #
Enuff bad has happnd to New Orleans. It’s time 4 something grand 4 the Crescent City–say hello 2 something SUPER. #superbowl #saints #
Awakened to the dreaded Blue Screen of Death this morn (insert string of expletives). [...]
Daily Twitterisms
Stars fell on Alabama tonight!! Roll Tide Roll. Now let’s go to Pasadena! #
Just like the fight song says: “Yea Alabama, Crimson Tide, Remember the Rose Bowl we’ll win, then!” #
Roll Tide Roll!!!!! http://tweetphoto.com/5916354 #
B4 the game, ESPN: “The only thing that matters is that Florida can turn to Tebow in crunch time and Alabama [...]
Daily Twitterisms
It’s a bleary-eyed, Red Bull kind of morning. Hello World and good morning internet family. #redbull #
One of my favorite rivalries tonite: the Civil War. I’m goin w/the underdog-go Beavers! #
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Daily Twitterisms
Awakened to the dreaded Blue Screen of Death this morn (insert string of expletives). #microsoftsux #
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Daily Twitterisms
You would all love me today if you could smell me. (Note to self: Never use wife’s shampoo again) #
Enuff bad has happnd to New Orleans. It’s time 4 something grand 4 the Crescent City–say hello 2 something SUPER. #superbowl #saints #
If you liked that post, then try these...My brief foray into the arena of [...]
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When left to his own devices…thinks things. #
I traced my dad… and discovered he is Charles Manson http://bit.ly/89Nv33 #
What’s that song? It goes boom didda dum dum, bop dooley whip wap, didda boom boom wadda pop. Anybody? Was it Chopin? #
If you liked that post, then try these...The Obama Smear Campaign on October 30th, 2008Vertical [...]
Daily Twitterisms
What’s that song? It goes boom didda dum dum, bop dooley whip wap, didda boom boom wadda pop. Anybody? Was it Chopin? #
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Daily Twitterisms
When left to his own devices…thinks things. #
I traced my dad… and discovered he is Charles Manson http://bit.ly/89Nv33 #
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Message to Monday: You’ve started out fine…let’s build on that. No need induce the usual crippling languor. #
Dear Monday, was that so hard? I’d like you to remember this next Monday. You don’t have to suck every time. I’m just sayin. #
Believes child abusers should be disolved in a mild chemical compound, but kept alive [...]
Today was a day…
Hold still…I think the future is about to happen. #
It is confirmed, once again: the (American) South is a 3rd world country. http://bit.ly/2e2C1Q #
Huddled crouching in a dark corner clutching my temples begging the pain to stop. #Migraine #
I thought only women got migraines haha jk the pain make it stop… #migraine #
BLIZZAM! Ironicy. Cascades. [...]
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