I’m just as disgusted as you are by the guy who had sex with his picnic table within sight of a playground, multiple times, and was foolish enough to do so openly enough so that his neighbor could capture incriminating video of the deed, but that’s not what this post is about. (I will say thanks be to God that the perv of note was not from Alabama; we get enough bad press as it is down here…) No, this post is just a little pointer in the direction of a hilarious observation via Cracked.com:
Meanwhile the fat cats in Washington are in their private backyards, greedily humping away at their picnic tables and laughing maniacally. They hold crystal chalices full of Red Bull, vodka and baby blood (they call it an “Orphan Sunrise”) in one hand, and pens in the other - the very same pens they used to sign the legislation that made it illegal to have sex with picnic tables in the first place.
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