Unabashed

This is a story you must read. This is a memoir kind of story, brief, but thoroughly hilarious. Excerpt:

Once again Gordon pulled on the gloves and–putting his plan into action–fitted a football helmet to his head. The chimp made “ook-ook” noises. Gordon, tentatively this time, gave the chimp a little kick. The chimp jumped up onto Gordon’s shoulders, ripped off the helmet, and began beating him with it.

Seriously, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

written by Matt Mitchell