Once again Gordon pulled on the gloves and–putting his plan into action–fitted a football helmet to his head. The chimp made “ook-ook” noises. Gordon, tentatively this time, gave the chimp a little kick. The chimp jumped up onto Gordon’s shoulders, ripped off the helmet, and began beating him with it.
Seriously, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Recommended Reading
This is a story you must read. This is a memoir kind of story, brief, but thoroughly hilarious. Excerpt:
Seriously, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
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