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Recommended Reading: Warren Ellis in Reuters “ArtLife”09 Nov 2007

Warren Ellis has a story online, published by Reuters. It’s short, funny, and very much worth the three minutes it would take you to read it. Best line in the story:

“I can has more food in water now plz?”

Oh yeah, you gotta read it.
 

If you liked that post, then try these...

Infinity, a story by Matt Mitchell on March 6th, 2009

Hurricane Alley: Beaver Fight on March 16th, 2008

Irmth the Eleventh on May 23rd, 2008

The Religion of Boo on October 10th, 2008

A Free Novella on December 3rd, 2008

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Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell has been a rock climber, a parachutist, a lifeguard and a sailor, having sailed throughout the Caribbean, Arabian, Red and Mediterranean Seas. He’s crossed the Arctic Circle, visited the Valley of the Kings, and sailed through Gibraltar and the Suez Canal. He’s swum with sharks and wrestled an alligator and spent several years changing light bulbs on radio and television towers for a living at heights of up to two thousand feet.Ā He is an avid reader, a southerner, technophile, naturalist and part-time adventurer, working and writing in Montevallo, Alabama. He’s a husband and father of two boys. Full bio.

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