This definitely proves that there’s no god. Right? I mean, the guy clearly stated that if there was a god, then he would be saved. And I quote: “God will save me, if he exists” at which point he lowers himself into the pen where the lioness sidles over and promptly severs his carotid artery. Now, I’m not sure if this guy was a Christian or Muslim or (insert religion here), but one thing I never really understood is: Why do religious people think God exists to prove His/Her existence to them? Frankly, I would think that would be way, way back on the list of Things To Do by the Almighty.
“Oh, crap, lately I haven’t given Joe Shmoe proof of my existence, I’d better get right to giving him a miracle he can hang his hat on. Because today, Joe, it’s all about you! Of course, last week I gave Bob proof of my existence and he’s still running around with a sign proclaiming he’s Jesus reincarnated. Dumbass.”
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