Mar 08
Onerous, mischievous, beer swilling, poon hounding beaver.
Have you seen this beaver?
Name: Viva
Ht: 3′6″
Wt: 88 lbs
Hair: brown
Sex: male
Tattoos: Viva la Beaver; on left buttock. Note: beware of tail thrashing when viewing buttock.
Suspect should be considered armed and dangerous (usually seen carrying an old style whaling harpoon). Suspect is usually found inciting riots, campaigning for beaver rights, gnawing wood and felling trees in wealthy neighborhoods.
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